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Satirist-Humorist, Columnist, Blogger, Engg Student. Founder, Editor of News That Matters Not, India's No. 2 news humour and satirical social commentary blog.

Headlines That Should Have Been | Evening Edition #3

Match fixing industry will make Pakistan richest nation by 2050: says Forbes report First glimpses of Delhi’s unpreparedness — CWG theme song launched in Gurgaon Raj Thackeray to teach Aamir Khan Marathi on condition that he forgets every other language India’s aid to Pakistan flood victims will be used to attack India, assures Pak PM [...]

Ultramodern Break-Up Method: Woman ends relationship by tying rakhi to boyfriend Sunanda Pushkar glad to have been called Tharoor’s “girl”friend at such an old age Indian MPs’ salaries raised by over 300%, but still less than their actual incomes All dengue mosquitoes will be punished after Games if they bite foreigners, says Sonia Gandhi Traffic [...]

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Headlines That Should Have Been | Evening Edition #1

Manmohan Singh becomes longest-serving sleeping PM ever Oil spill used to rehearse for CWG spilling out of hands two months later “Gadbadi” rules with Kalmadi and Darbari around Tata successor hard to find due to condition that he must understand Docomo ads Delhi goes world-class – looks like Venice after heavy rains Amitabh Bachchan can’t [...]

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