Headlines That Should Have Been | Evening Edition #1

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Manmohan Singh becomes longest-serving sleeping PM ever

Oil spill used to rehearse for CWG spilling out of hands two months later

“Gadbadi” rules with Kalmadi and Darbari around

Tata successor hard to find due to condition that he must understand Docomo ads

Delhi goes world-class – looks like Venice after heavy rains

Amitabh Bachchan can’t justify why he has to laugh so much in the Champions League ad

Big B to start acting opposite 7-year-old girls by the time he turns 90

Dhoni run out while running towards his new wife, who was watching the match

NTMN Evening EditionsNTMN’s Evening Editions contain short, witty & satirically humorous news headlines based on recent news. (published by The Indian Fusion in association with News That Matters Not)

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