Headlines That Should Have Been | Evening Edition #2

August 28, 2010 | Filed under: Just for Fun,Stories and Poems | Posted by: Tanay Sukumar

Ultramodern Break-Up Method: Woman ends relationship by tying rakhi to boyfriend

Sunanda Pushkar glad to have been called Tharoor’s “girl”friend at such an old age

Indian MPs’ salaries raised by over 300%, but still less than their actual incomes

All dengue mosquitoes will be punished after Games if they bite foreigners, says Sonia Gandhi

Traffic jam in China grows to 100 km as people stuck in jam fall asleep, die of hunger

India’s Miss Universe contestant hailed for her common sense after she went international in national costume round

NTMN’s Evening Editions contain short, witty & satirically humorous news headlines based on recent news. (published by The Indian Fusion in association with News That Matters Not)

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