What? You are expecting a review? Well, just look at the title dear friend. That is all there is to the story.
Sunny Leone plays a Porn Star ‘Izna’ who will help the mulk by helping a the secret agent Ayaan, played by Arunoday Singh catch the dangerous Assassin Kabir, played by Randeep Hooda. There is a reason I wrote Assassin with a capital A. He is the only saving grace of the movie!
Frankly, Randeep Hooda did not have much to do. But when he recites Ghalib, oh man! He is the perfect assassin I would love to die in hands of (pun -intended pls!) Sunny Leone also did not have much to do. Though at times I felt that she does have an acting streak. But then again, there was actually no script to call for any acting skills. And one more amusing factor of the movie (which I have actually seen in many movies) is that despite Kabir has been described as such a dangerous man, only two people in the entire country are after him. And they actually find no better way than begging his ex lover to help them get him. Are they seriously that dumb? I mean, don’t they know what happens when two ex lovers meet? Do they actually expect this girl to help them and do desh ki raksha? Oh, I forgot, no questions. We are just supposed to watch it and forget it.
But wait. Did someone tell me this movie is gonna be oh so steamy? Well, they are in for a depressing time. It seemed throughout the movie that they were pretty much undecided on whether to make it sleazy, or to do some story. In the end, they gave us some of this, some of that. So you basically get the worst of both worlds.
I came across some reviews and one review ( in The Hindu) puts it pretty bluntly
“Dear makers, we know what you want to show when you decide where to put the camera. We are not complaining, really. But, when you make Jism 3, can you spare us the pretension and get on with the action, please?”
Well said! And that about sums it up for Jism2. I might as well as stayed home and watched Big Bang Seasons all over again :p
But then again, however bad this movie is, I am sure you will watch it once just to see Ms Sunny Leone. Bang on the point ain’t I?
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4 Responses to Jism 2 – The Porn Star, The Secret Agent and The Assassin
I don’t want to believe that majority of viewers (and men specially) are so obsessed by sex and sunny leone that they would give credit to such dumb storyline…
Oh you see, in India, men and women dont get to see an adult entertainment actress shedding her clothes on the big screen. So more than an obsession, this is actually a once in a lifetime opportunity for them
And moreover, I think Sunny leone is the only reason people went to watch this movie, and her acting talents were definitely better than the storyline (if there was any)
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I don’t want to believe that majority of viewers (and men specially) are so obsessed by sex and sunny leone that they would give credit to such dumb storyline…
Babita Naagar
August 5, 2012 at 8:54 pm
though i guess that’s why people are going to watch it
Babita Naagar
August 5, 2012 at 8:55 pm
Oh you see, in India, men and women dont get to see an adult entertainment actress shedding her clothes on the big screen. So more than an obsession, this is actually a once in a lifetime opportunity for them
And moreover, I think Sunny leone is the only reason people went to watch this movie, and her acting talents were definitely better than the storyline (if there was any)
Ritu Jain
August 6, 2012 at 1:20 am
well like i said i don’t WANT to believe that
…causes aversion towards men hehe
Babita Naagar
August 6, 2012 at 6:16 pm