Porn ban in India? A virtual impossible reality, Twitterati jokes

The Supreme Court of India has ordered the government to respond to a petition seeking to bring an anti porn law in the country. The petitioner, Indore based advocate Kamlesh Vaswani has pointed out porn, though not an offense in itself, but is a major cause behind most of the crimes against women.

A bench headed by Chief Justice Altamas Kabir has accordingly issued notices to the following – Ministry of Information and Technology, Information and Broadcasting, Internet Service Providers Association of India and the Ministry of Home Affairs.

It is a matter of concern that the number of pre pubescent rape cases are rising in India. A big factor could be child pornography being freely available on the internet.

The graphic and violent content portrayed in adult entertainment, pornographic videos are indeed freely available in the internet. Over 200 million such clips are there online or in CDs, which can be either downloaded for free, or bought at a very cheap cost. The petitioner has pointed out, that “The sexual content that kids are accessing today is far more graphic, violent, brutal, deviant and destructive and has put entire society in danger so also safety threats to public order in India.”

The issue though a serious one, but since news got around regarding this, #pornban has been trending on twitter and light heartedly some serious flaws in any such Porn ban law has been wittily highlighted.

For starters, how can someone be punished for watching porn? Say a case is filed against an accused, how can it ever be proved that the said crime was committed? Moreover, how can it be monitored? At present, cyber laws are hardly in place in our country, to streamline monitoring to adult content is near to impossible.

Porn BanSome jokes doing the rounds on twitter regarding #pornban

Ministers are wondering what are they going to do with their iPads from now? :p

Yes! That’s exactly what will help crime against women come down! *slow clap* our government should take a bow!

No need to worry about erasing history and creating mysterious folders anymore.

Congress ka haath aam aadmi ke saath.
Aam Aadmi: Poda. Now I don’t even know what to do with my own haath, what I’ll do with yours?

Porn Ban will not affect SirJadeja. It will affect his disciples who will no more be able to see him screwing the opposition.

How about population increase ban? Domestic violence ban? Rape ban? Gutkha ban? At least spitting on roads ban??

Savita Bhabhi applies for an Italian citizenship to escape the upcoming #PornBan

One person who won’t be complaining about the #PornBan – Thakur from Sholay.

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