Rajnikanth KE Kuch aur Karname
We all know that Rajnikanth is a timeless superstar and his Endhian Robot is arguably, the biggest ever hit in South India. The second most powerful entertainer in Asia, after Jackie Chan, Rajnikanth has proved that he is Mr. Box Office himself.
Let us now go to the lighter side of life and know few Rajnikanth ke Karname..
If you have any; feel free to post.
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Some facts about Rajnikant from his films:
- Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant!
- In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
- Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Rajnikant waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… the gangster dies…
- Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Some More Rajnikant’s Karname
Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as “Guiness book of world RECORDS”
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1′
Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear.
1000 yrs from now……..robots will make movie named “Rajanikant”
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Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !!
admin
November 16, 2010 at 10:43 pm
When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”
admin
November 16, 2010 at 10:44 pm
Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.
ritu
November 16, 2010 at 10:49 pm
Rajnikant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Ankush Mishra
November 16, 2010 at 10:50 pm
Rajnikanth added facebook as his friend.
avantika
November 16, 2010 at 10:52 pm
Once Rajnikant mumbled some numbers in his sleep. Those numbers are today collectively known as the “LOG TABLE.”
gaurav
November 16, 2010 at 10:54 pm
An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai … Rajnikant stopped it in Lonawala.
neha
November 16, 2010 at 10:55 pm
We face earthquakes only when Rajnikanth plays skipping.
Jatin Bhayana
November 16, 2010 at 10:59 pm
hahahahaha………it seems RAJNI season wont end…..
abhi
November 16, 2010 at 11:00 pm
When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
parindra
November 16, 2010 at 11:02 pm
parindra
November 16, 2010 at 11:08 pm
Rajinikanth (born Shivaji Rao Gaekwad on December 12, 1950 in Bangalore, Karnataka, India) is an Indian film actor and one of the most influential and bankable movie stars in Indian cinema. Rajinikanth’s mass popularity and appeal is largely drawn from his mannerisms and stylized delivery of dialogue. He received India’s third highest honour, the Padma Bhushan, for his contribution to Indian cinema. Apart from his film career, he is a well known philanthropist and also serves as a notable influence in the politics of Tamil Nadu. Other than acting, Rajinikanth worked as a screenwriter, film producer, and also a playback singer. Popularily referred to and credited in films as “Superstar” and often referred to as “thalaivar” (meaning leader in Tamil), Rajinikanth debuted as an actor in 1975 under the direction of K. Balachander in supporting roles. He was later favored in portraying antagonistic characters and gradually rose to acting in lead roles. Being a well known film artist to several regional film industries of India, he also appeared in the cinemas of other nations, including American cinema. He was reportedly paid Rs. 26 crore (about $5.3 million USD as of January 2009) for his latest blockbuster Sivaji: The Boss, making him the highest paid actor in Asia after Jackie Chan.
admin
November 16, 2010 at 11:12 pm
wonderful collection
Rajnikanth bought 1000 acres of land with a well at each corner, to play carrom
one day rajnikanth got mad at his sweeper,he kicked him so hard that he went flying through the sky with his broom. today the boy is called Harry Potter
When Rajnikanth switches on the AC & leaves the door open winter starts in Delhi
Sana Naqvi
November 16, 2010 at 11:22 pm
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
abhishek pant
November 16, 2010 at 11:25 pm
Rajnikant did his KG from 7 different schools,
Today they are known as IIM’s!!!
Jaskirat Singh
November 16, 2010 at 11:59 pm
Words are not enough to embellish the glory of Rajnikant, because there’s nothing Rajnikant can’t do!! So…MIND ITtt!!
fallen angel
November 17, 2010 at 12:03 am
Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin on a Windows Desktop.
fallen angel
November 17, 2010 at 12:03 am
We all know Sir Isaac Newton, the man behind the laws of Physics and truly a scientist extraordinaire!! But you know what the universal laws of Physics were proven wrong and Newton was greatly disappointed.
Rajnikant is the reason why Newton committed suicide. He never followed any law of physics..
hardeep singh
November 17, 2010 at 12:07 am
When rajanikant dies, his tombstone wont read RIP, it’ll read BRB!!
ishita
November 17, 2010 at 12:11 am
Rajanikant lost his wallet in 2007…… and the world came into reccession.
ishita
November 17, 2010 at 12:15 am
the new rupee symbol is actually rajanikant’s signature.
ishita
November 17, 2010 at 12:15 am
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
ritu
November 17, 2010 at 12:16 am
Rajnikant and Boolybood can do any thing with and for money and His super Intelligent followers and public rush in pouring money on his shows and any Bakbas he does or produces.
Drashok Kumar Singhal
November 17, 2010 at 11:21 am
vo humpe hum unpe marne lage
vo humpe hum unpe marne lage
ACP bola Daya pata to karo, hume chod kar sab Rajnikant ke sms kyun karne lage!
Sana Naqvi
November 18, 2010 at 11:57 pm
rajnikant iz like killin machine.admi uthta nahi uthjane ko time nahi milta
sam
November 20, 2010 at 9:21 pm
Ultimate Rajnikant was born on 30th february…nd then February decided not 2 give that day to anybody else..!
Manish Godayal
December 5, 2010 at 1:41 am
Rajnikant had died 20 yrs ago but the death hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet..!
Manish Godayal
December 5, 2010 at 1:43 am
Once
Rajnikant said Something in
villian’s ear n he died.
Take a wild guess, what did he
say…
”Dhishkiyaon”;):D
Sourabh Mittal
December 5, 2010 at 1:44 am
Airtel uses rajnikant’s sim
Sourabh Mittal
December 5, 2010 at 1:45 am
Yesterday Rajinikanth adoptd 2 elephants, 2 camels & 2 horses frm Zoo to play chess!!
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Once Rajnikant went into an ATM without ATM card
Guess , what happened
ATM machines were banned from that day
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Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam.
Rajni runs on railway track
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D train is nw at a distanc f 1mtr
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Nw wat?
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Obvsly..d train jmps off d track!
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One day Hrithik tried to compete RAJNIKANT in dance…
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he is on wheel chair in Guzarish.
Prashant Bajpai
December 5, 2010 at 1:46 am
Khaufnak andheri raat mein 12 baje 1 bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha,
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“ghabra mat .
Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nahi hota.”
Nayan Yadav
December 5, 2010 at 1:48 am