We all know that Rajnikanth is a timeless superstar and his Endhian Robot is arguably, the biggest ever hit in South India. The second most powerful entertainer in Asia, after Jackie Chan, Rajnikanth has proved that he is Mr. Box Office himself.
Let us now go to the lighter side of life and know few Rajnikanth ke Karname..
If you have any; feel free to post.
Some facts about Rajnikant from his films:
Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant!
In another movie, Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Rajnikant waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… the gangster dies…
Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Some More Rajnikant’s Karname
Rajnikant once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as “Guiness book of world RECORDS”
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.
Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
Rajinikanth doesn’t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.
Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1′
Once Rajnikant participated in Bike race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won d race on Neutral gear.
1000 yrs from now……..robots will make movie named “Rajanikant”
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