The secret to a happily married life

July 8, 2012 | Filed under: Just for Fun | Posted by:

Once I was asked by my Friend, “What is the secret behind my happy married life?”

I said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and Respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”

He asked, “Can you explain?”

I said, “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each others decisions.”

Still not convinced, Friend asked me “Give me some examples”

I said,” Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator , monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it”

He asked, “Then what is your role?”

I said,” My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire, etc etc and Do you know one thing,

My wife NEVER, EVER objects to any of these”…………!!!!!!

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One Response to The secret to a happily married life

  1. hahha! so good a husband ! :D

    Babita Naagar
    July 8, 2012 at 5:55 pm
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