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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the roadKarl Marx:

It was a historical inevitability.

Hippocrates:

Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.

Jean-Paul Sartre:

In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

Ludwig Wittgenstein:

The possibility of “crossing” was encoded into the objects “chicken” and “road”, and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.

Albert Einstein:

Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Aristotle:

To actualize its potential.

Darwin:

It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Emily Dickinson:

Because it could not stop for death.

T. S. Eliot:

To examine the wasteland for worms.

Ernest Hemingway:

To die. In the rain.

Werner Heisenberg:

We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.

Saddam Hussein:

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Henry David Thoreau:

To live deliberately … and suck all the marrow out of life.

Mark Twain:

The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

Beatles:

It was a long and winding road..

George Bush:

Read my lips: no more chicken crossing roads.

A plausible Russian explanation:

They ran out of vodka, and he wanted to get to the liquor store three miles down the road.

Charles Dickens:

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, chicken were crossing roads, chicken were staying behind…

Orwell:

All roads are crossable by all chicken, but some roads are more crossable than others.

Hamlet:

For ’tis better to suffer in the mind the slings and arrows of outrageous road maintenance than to take arms against a sea of oncoming vehicles…

Darth Vader:

(Whshhhhhhhhsh) Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.

George Bush:

To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights.

Julius Caesar:

Because Pompey threw the die.

Moses:

Know ye that it is unclean to eat the chicken that has crossed the road, and that the chicken that crosseth the road doth so for its own preservation.

Bob Dylan:

How many roads must one chicken cross?

T. S. Eliot:

Weialala leia / Wallala leialala.

Why did the chicken cross the road